Some weeks are sorely challenged: 
Social misunderstandings about events
That are not my call, long drawn-out
Problems about pharmacy authorization,
Time  wasted worried on our toxic 
Divided nation all combine in a
Sign-on  headline that reared up today:
"... Everything You Know About Cheese is Wrong"
Du fromage, does not  quite rhyme with age,
Or milk massaged from compliant mammals--
To curds compressed in a mold --it is true,
I am too old for this, as is cheese, and you.
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Note: Really wanted to find a rhyme for "mammals".  Couldn't, so I added a photo of a camel.